I'm a little thumb sucker, short and fat...

Originally uploaded by theaj42.

I was just hanging with the 'rents today, chilling in the womb, when all of a sudden, I got this feeling like I was being watched. You ever get that? Man, it was creepy, I tell ya. It woulda raised the hair on the back of my neck, if I had any.


But, I figured hey, spooky or not, I oughtta put on a little show. Since it's a little crowded in here, I couldn't pull out my usual schtick, so I figured a little cross-legged squirming and thumb-sucking oughtta be pretty much what the doctor ordered. That is, if she was the ordering type, which, from what I gather, she's really not.