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The family that blogs together...

OK, so we got all the preliminary stuff out of the way. You've seen pictures of me, I've seen pictures of you (didn't I already mention my incredible mental capabilities? What, you don't think they extend to imagining the jpgs you've never sent me?), and we're all on the same page.

Well, maybe not the *same* page. I mean, it'd get awfully crowded if we were *all* on it. Which is why my Dad, in his not-so-infinite wisdom, has his own blog. My Mom, ol' Windy Britches, hasn't gotten her blog act together yet, but since I love her, and since she's being so nice as to let me hole up with her for a while, I figure it's OK if she adds a thing or two here on occasion.

Now listen up, 'cause this is the important part: You must -- nay, you *will* -- help me out with this thing. After all, my little fingers get tired if I type too much. So leave me a love note. Just click the comment button and start typing away. If you're nice, I'll write back. If you're mean, I'll send my Dad after you. So there. Oh yeah, and thanks for posting!

Heeeloooo, ladies!

Originally uploaded by theaj42.

ASL, anyone? I'm, like, 5.5 months, hangin' in my womb, just chillin'. As for sex, well, this is kind of embarrasing, but I just don't know. Haven't been able to get my head down there to check things out, if you know what I mean. But, hey man, give me a break, it's tight quarters in here! But it doesn't really matter, because with stats like these, who needs a marketer?

Brain signature of a genius

Originally uploaded by theaj42.

This is my brain. I've never really wondered about it's structure before. After all, I just focus my considerable intellect inwards and trace my budding neural connections myself. Right after a beer. Ummmm, beer.

I'm a little thumb sucker, short and fat...

Originally uploaded by theaj42.

I was just hanging with the 'rents today, chilling in the womb, when all of a sudden, I got this feeling like I was being watched. You ever get that? Man, it was creepy, I tell ya. It woulda raised the hair on the back of my neck, if I had any.


But, I figured hey, spooky or not, I oughtta put on a little show. Since it's a little crowded in here, I couldn't pull out my usual schtick, so I figured a little cross-legged squirming and thumb-sucking oughtta be pretty much what the doctor ordered. That is, if she was the ordering type, which, from what I gather, she's really not.

Bebé's first blog

Isn't this just about the cutest (and perhaps most digitally obsessive) thing you've ever seen?